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"ohhh ... the inside of my nostrils feel so heavy!!" --kerri, on morphine at the hospital |
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| I had sex last night... |
Posted by jon on Thursday, April 06 @ 23:13:13 BST (57599 reads) |
jiggyfresh writes:
WITH A GIRL!!
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| Lucky Babies |
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Posted by adminn on Thursday, October 09 @ 21:05:32 BST (190518 reads) |
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From The BBC
"This is a miracle of nature," beams Luiza Tome as she breastfeeds her
two-month-old twins, Luigi and Adriana. "Every Brazilian mother should
breastfeed. The only reason they don't is because of vanity. They're
scared their bosoms will droop."
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| The First Best Gamer (cheap) Date Has Arrived! |
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Posted by just_dave on Saturday, August 30 @ 09:00:40 BST (22012 reads) |
PersonGuy writes:
Sex in Games: Rez+Vibrator
From the News of Game Girl Advance:
 Soon after we got our Japanese Playstation2 in beautiful Ocean Blue, we went shopping for games. In the electronic wonderland of Akihabara we came across the game Rez. "Have you ever played it?" Justin asked me. "No," I replied, "it's like a music shooting game, right? Seems sorta boring."
Ever on the media consumer, Justin insisted, "But this one comes with a trance vibrator!"
I looked at the package curiously. "I wonder what that's for? It costs nearly 2000 yen more!"
"Let's get it!"
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| Military = FREE SEX! |
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Posted by just_dave on Friday, June 06 @ 15:18:16 BST (23631 reads) |
Nevada brothel offers free sex to returning troops!
LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) -- Talk about what you can do for your country!
In an unusual act of patriotism, a Nevada brothel is offering free sex to troops returning from the U.S.-Iraq war.
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| Skintrade Would LIKE You To FileSwap!?! |
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Posted by just_dave on Tuesday, January 14 @ 15:51:32 GMT (12345 reads) |
Free porn might mean more profits for pornographers!
They don’t get a lot of sympathy, but pornographers are ripped off, too, when Internet users swap pirated files. Every day millions of photos and video clips are stolen off for-pay porn sites and traded through Napster successors. Yet as music-business officials sing dirges about lost profits, pornographers see an opportunity.
THE BUZZ LAST week at Internext, the annual conference in Las Vegas for the $3 billion-a-year Internet porn industry, was about technology that could give rise to a new form of online marketing. The answer, says Playa Solutions founder Jason Tucker, is to encode every video or picture posted to a porn site. People who download and view the file would have to go to the original site or fork over a credit card to see what they want. This would encourage pornographers to push content into online circulation.
The girl in the photo is on my other site, a friend.
more inside and a racier photo too! From Newsweek.
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| Mattel Sues And Loses Over Dungeon Barbie! |
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Posted by just_dave on Friday, November 08 @ 18:32:29 GMT (16285 reads) |
NEW YORK (AP) -- A British dollmaker who turned Barbie into a partly nude "Dungeon Doll," complete with rubber bondage dress and helmet, did not appear to violate the copyrights of Mattel Inc., a judge said. If you think this is too work-unfriendly, tell me and I'll put a link instead.
Read further and check out the price!
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| Entire Factory To Jerk Off To Save Itself!?! |
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Posted by just_dave on Wednesday, November 06 @ 13:12:19 GMT (10869 reads) |
"Workers at a Romanian car factory have decided to donate sperm to get the debt-ridden plant out of the red.
"Our feasibility study shows that if 1,000 workers donate their sperm for several months, we can get enough funds to pay part of the plant's debts," said Ion Cotescu, trade union leader at ARO Campulung."
He said the decision was made after media reports said a fertility clinic in the western city of Timisoara offered donors $50 a visit. The plant's debts are put at $20 million
cheerfully lifted from the LA Times.
To quote DL, "GAAH!"
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| Music Sales Down; Industry Blames Web Sites |
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Posted by Wiley on Wednesday, August 28 @ 06:20:34 BST (16108 reads) |
A new survey indicates that sales of compact discs are down again this year.
The survey, commissioned by the Recording Industry Association of America, says CD sales were down seven percent during the first six months of the year.
Industry officials say it's further evidence that music-sharing web sites along the lines of Napster are hurting sales.
35 percent of survey respondents said they go directly to a file-sharing site whenever they hear something new that they like. Only 10 percent said they go out and buy the CD.
860 people took part in the survey, which has a margin of error of plus or minus 3½ percent.
Well gee guys, its your survey, i bet its going to show that the internet is costing you money.
Lets try this. You, the RIAA, are costing yourselves a bunch of money because your a bunch of fucknuggets. Before you launched your crusade for more money and tried to step on my right of fair use i gladly bought CDs after hearing a few songs that i was able to get off the net. Now i dont even listen to groups that are in anyway associated with your group. I listen to news radio and i listen to music that artists put on the net for the joy of making music and pleasing others.
Hope you all you RIAA guys starve.
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| Corpse turns out to be an airhead |
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Posted by jim on Monday, August 05 @ 19:13:37 BST (28225 reads) |
redpanic writes:
VIENNA (Reuters) - Austrian police following up on reports of a corpse floating in Lake Constance found only an abandoned inflatable sex doll, police said Monday.
Police rushed to the lake bordering Switzerland and Germany after a boatsman Friday called to say he had spotted a body. A 20-minute search turned up the female sex dummy, they said.
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| For all of you would-be online Cassanovas. |
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Posted by jim on Thursday, August 01 @ 04:46:18 BST (26154 reads) |
Beldurin writes:
Here in boring old Silicorn Valley (Indiana) where nothing bad ever happens, an online rendezvous turned sour yesterday.
After arranging a date with a woman from a chat service, 36-year-old Michael Krulewich was robbed and shot six times by two women, one of whom was his intended "date." He survived and was even able to drive himself to a gas station to call for help. He is currently in critical condition.
The lesson? Be DAMN careful when arranging to meet someone from online or any other dating service. A bad date might be the worst of your worries.
Not getting a goodnight kiss isn't nearly as bad as being SHOT SIX TIMES.
Source (Indianapolis Star)
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